Short and Sweet Film Reviews

FILM REVIEW FRIDAY

Thought you might like a more economical film review for this week? Enjoy!

THE IRON LADY

SEE IT if you’d enjoy watching Meryl Streep with a ton of age makeup and bad teeth. Don’t see it if old people with dementia scare you or if Jim Broadbent dancing around with a pink turban would disturb you.

THE ADVENTURES OF TIN TIN

SEE IT if you enjoy ginger boys with smart dogs. DON’T SEE IT if the strange quality of cartoon combined with real life confuses your sensibilities.

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

SEE IT if you like rape, torture and the Swedish countryside. DON’T SEE IT if you like your thrillers to provide enough clues to make sense.

Good times!

EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE

SEE IT if you like to contemplate Tom Hanks’ face morphing into Mr. Magoo, or if Sandra Bullock’s masculine features and mediocre acting fascinate you. DON’T SEE IT if watching a precocious, tambourine playing boy gives you a rash.

Before and....

After!!!

So concludes this week’s film review…..

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