If not now, Wen?
W E E K E N D P O T P O U R R I
Every weekend the networks like to fill the unscheduled dead time slots with infomercials. Infomercials are part commercial, in that they advertise something, and part information, in that they provide us with a valuable learning experience. Such is the case with Wen, By Chaz Dean.
As you can see, Chaz is a beautiful man.
He is a celebrity hairstylist, not to be confused with your run of the mill stylist. Chaz Dean knows how to touch and handle celebrity hair because HE UNDERSTANDS IT. That’s why he’s come up with a product line and is sharing it with the world. He calls his line, “WEN” because it’s “New” backwards. If you guessed that Chaz is a genius, you’re right. He’s also, “Inspirational, trailblazing and passionate,” according to his website.
So dedicated is he to his philosophy, (that bad things can hurt your hair) that his product line, Wen, has eliminated harsh shampoo and instead sells only a “cleansing conditioner” — it both cleanses and conditions. Remarkably, Chaz has not used shampoo since 1993.
To me, Chaz is not really human, not man or woman, he’s a celebrity hair angel. Yeah, that’s what he is.
Chaz dean – “Trailblazer”
Put the remote down, my friend! Or rather, pick the remote up and change the channel! This is how the Pajamajeans became momentarily a must-have item, and that still has “wrong” written all over it!
I couldn’t resist his unearthly charms. He scares me a little! haha!
His web site is comedy gold, especially the “about” section and his “philosophy.” haha!
Oh geesh…I’m gonna have to go look! LOL!
By the way, I almost went with Pajamajeans, but since I own five pairs, I couldn’t really make fun of them : /
ONLY KIDDING!!! haha!
Haha! I actually KNOW someone who bought them! She couldn’t wait to get them in the mail! Blech!
TURN OFF THE TV!!!!
BEFORE IT’S TOO LAT—
Lol! So many infomercials to choose from…
Chaz Dean almost requires no comedy writing on my part — it’s all laid in there, ripe and ready. haha!
What is he anyway???
Wait. I was going to say, how can someone be a trailblazer? And then you wrote it at the bottom and it made me laugh.
Celebrity hair angel. I hope that can be my status someday…
Lol! This post wrote itself. All I had to do was go to the official Chaz Dean site and it was all there – comedy gold. Just looking at those images of him and repeating his awesome name, CHAZ DEAN almost killed me.
Somebody on the internet said that was hands down, the worst name they’ve ever heard! haha!
Celebrity hair angel. Perfect.
Never heard of him, I admit he’s nice looking, but I cannot stand those Infomercials, if one comes on while I’m watching TV I switch over.
Magsx2, if you saw this guy you would laugh. He takes himself so seriously and I’m afraid he thinks he’s a supermodel. I thought I’d write something to poke fun of him but when I looked at his website, I found it was unintentionally funny.
I too, hate infomercials. They do provide wonderful comedy, though.
He looks kind of strange. I can imagine he takes himself really seriously during the day and then goes back home to caress his own chest hair.
Probably outrageously homosexual as well. His shampoo isn’t the only thing that gets said or done in a backwards fashion.
Yes! I think that’s exactly what he does – he caresses his own chest hair! Haha!
He was on a reality show briefly and the star of the show was certain that Chaz was gay, but when they went clubbing he was flirting with all the girls. So to everyone’s surprise, he is straight? I think he’s his own species.
omg-ROFLMAO-u made my day!
Guys like him come and go: Hair today mops tomorrow. HF
HR, I’m glad the tornado didn’t getcha! I was worried that your 6:00 alarm had rung, or would never ring?
I think some people might have mistakenly thought I was promoting Chaz Dean, when all I really wanted to do was laugh at him : ) I know, I’m so mean.
tornado was just a little north of me. talking to some coworkers this morning who were not that lucky. unusually warm, unusually early. just the start, I’m afraid. thanks for caring. i appreciate you, too. hf
Those eyes do not belong on that man. I think you’re being hypnotized.
I think he loves himself a little too much and his eyes are, well, yeah I think they’re hypnotic. I try not to look into them for too long, lest I buy some “Wen” products.
Chaz. You gotta love him! He is a genius in the true sense of the word. Well done Lisa. Loved this post almost as much as Chaz loves himself.
Haha! His parents must be very proud of him, he’s certainly lived up to his name, CHAZ DEAN. Ha!
He is funny, and so contoling, oh gosh, did you see him on Jeff Lewis show. He was a loop for not letting Jeff Lewis do his salon in NY.I think he can be a chump. He thinks very highly of himself.
Gosh, so much of himself.
haha! Yes! I totally agree. I saw him work with Jeff Lewis. He seemed very full of himself and uncooperative. I don’t think he did himself any favors. I wrote the post very tongue in cheek but I think some people may actually have thought that I like him or think highly of him! Haha! I think he’s a really easy comedy target! haha!
All of you people saying so much ugliness about chaz dean..shame on you. You dont know him personally and yet here you all are acting like you are the authority on humanity enough to pass judgement on others. Are you kidding me? From what i understand hes a sweet wonderful human being who worked hard and became successful and if some of you sour mouthed haters worked a little harder yourselves you might have a slice of the happiness he has…and not spend your time putting other people down. Judging by the fact some of you posted repeatedly on this thread (you know who you are) you really need more positive things to focus on in life then saying horrible things about strangers. Haters hate because they are miserable trolls with nothing good to focus on..and before you open your mouth and judge others you better make sure you and your life are perfect.if not..keep your mouth shut.
Hi Tina. I’m a very nice person. I was making fun of the whole informercial ridiculousness — Some of the things that get said, at that level of seriousness, makes me laugh. I was not making fun of this man. In fact, I’ve seen him on the Jeff Lewis show and I know he’s very nice. It’s just that his infomercial is lame and he needs to promote his product in a better more captivating way. I just think infomercials have a built in comical value to them. He probably needs to lighten up and take himself less seriously. I’m not a hater, not in the least. He also seems a little self obsessed… that’s me going out on a limb. That’s just a hunch.
Anyway, thanks for the comment. I welcome all.
Despite Chaz’s narcissism, I did enjoy some of his infomercial thingies. Trust me as an airplane mechanic with ALOT of downtime at times between planes, I get TIRED of watching Fing “Airport CNN”, and no we aren’t really allowed in airport bars even for watching a while we are in uniform LOL. In the break room we required to keep things non political or “family friendly” so its usually left on QVC. As a gay male, I actually find Chaz quite charming and physically attractive, I love long hair men! So eh, its what you make of it, and what makes the world go around, just like near bankrupt airlines I work for!!! LOL!
Thanks for the great comment. I think I would really like him if I met him- he seems like a really nice and passionate guy. The infomercial is a little self indulgent, but aren’t they always? Even Cindy Crawford’s “Meaningful beauty” makes me laugh. It’s just the frame of mind I’m usually in when I watch these things. LOL! They’re so serious about appearance- it borders on ridiculous.
And for the record, I love me some gay men- I find them to be the very best friends a girl could have. That’s the truth. Interestingly, I don’t think Chaz is gay? Now that’s crazy! 🙂